Girlfriend(s) yet againnn !!!

Dear readers, I am back to the topic of my first blog – Girlfriend(s)!!!

If you had thought the behavior of girlfriends written in my previous blogs about Girlfirend(s) was intolerable then spare a few minutes on reading this. This will lend some more help for your weak memory to spot out another weirdest behaviors of girls, which is, their irrelevant quarrels!

Links for previous two Girlfriend(s)

(http://sundayreaders.blogspot.in/2013/03/girlfriends.html http://sundayreaders.blogspot.in/2013/08/girlfriends-againnn.html )

Again, this is just for humor... No hard feelings...

That day, I still remember it was a Tuesday, had turned real unexpected for me. The work load was same, I had had no quarrels with my girlfriend, and there were no twists and turns in my life on that day and thus thought it was a rather unexpected one. I was afraid till I could slip into sleep. That’s only because, a day without problems in my life simply means I have been sleeping the whole day lazy enough to mess up myself into problems. Also, one of my closest friends having his birthday was giving a party in one of the restaurants, specialized in buffet dinner, around the corner. I was back home at the right time, got ready and was out with all my friends with a full in-swing mood planning a list of delicacies that I would be gobbling up in dinner. Right as I sat on the chair I got my girlfriend’s message. Till then she had agreed not to disturb me the whole evening and again she had messaged me. Thinking it to be something really damn urgent I read it to find that she needed some information. I replied back with the details and went ahead to pick up my first round of buffet’s part, the hot Tomato Soup along with few breads. The whole time I was busy emptying my soup, I had managed to do some multitasking that included having a nice chat with my friends on multiple topics (both censored and non-censored) and chatting with my girlfriend on mobile directing her to do some online stuff. And, as I had expected, she was not able to complete it and wanted me to call her. Not talking with anyone and spending the whole of party-time enjoying with ourselves was one of the main rules we had whenever we all friends partied together. I had explained this to her and still she was insisting me to call her again and again. Finally giving in to her pressure and taking permission from my friends after I lied to them by mentioning them the call to be from office I walked out of the restaurant calling her.

“Hey dear! What happened? Why urgency for that? I will do it once I go back home” I said before even yelling a hello at her.

Without answering my questions, she put forward her own questions to me. Then started all the in famous talks that happen regularly between two love birds who are angry over each other or say angry birds to keep it simple. Finally getting disgusted I shouted, “Please stop it yaar, it’ one of my best friend’s birthday and almost 20 minutes I have been away from table. We will continue once I reach home.”

“Ok I got it; you don’t even want to speak to me. That’s how much you love me. So bad of you”

“Hey listen I dint say I don’t wanna speak to you. I just said we will talk later. My friends will feel bad. Try to understand sweetie” I just added that extra sweet thinking it would change her mood and would let me go but she had in her mind a big no!

“I know you want to escape from me always. What if they are waiting, I just wanted to speak with you for only 5 minutes and you are behaving like I am spoiling all your party”

Oh God, you know the truth. Her 5 minutes of sense talk always comes after an hour of nonsense talks. When I prayed you for a charming girlfriend I had also meant a girl with heart and brain. After months I have got a quality time to spend with my friends and why do you plan to spoil that?

Finally accepting my defeat I tried to console her and after a whole of 20 more minutes she calmed down when I promised a gift for her. My dear readers, that day my best friend was having his birthday and I had not even cared to give him a damn bloody gift but I had to spend my pocket for her gift which had to be costlier than the gift I had gifted her a month back for her birthday.

The call was asking me something related to the issue she was facing and we had talked about everything, not to forget the gift, other than that issue. The irrelevant topics discussed in our call cost me my 50 minutes of dinner time and leaving a big hole in my already low running balance. Just as I returned back to my chair, I looked at all my friends who were by now had even forgotten I was with them when they walked into the restaurant.

One of them shouted at me, “Oh so you are back. We thought you went back home. Anyways, we have finished our main course and are having the deserts. What do you want to have?”

My stomach was already half filled from my girlfriend’s nonsense and now the other half got filled from my friends’ abuse. Now the only thing I needed was a good sleep to end that frustrating day!

I again wanted to ask the same question to God but I knew how helpless he was…

Vishal…

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