Saturday, September 20, 2014

Girlfriend(s) once again !!!


Good Morning my dear SundayReaders!

What a lovely Sunday it is and what a beautiful morning it is. After a hard week that drains out every drop of sweat from our body and fills in every bit of tension into our brain, I think there should be some light humor to kick out all the week’s stress and help us have a relaxing Sunday!

And so, after a long series of spies and missions and actions, I decided to be back with the topic of my first post - another light humorous episode of Girlfriend(s)!

If you have read about the disappointing behavior, intolerable behavior, and weird behavior about girlfriend(s) in my previous three posts (links at the bottom of the post) on the same topic; then this post will show you and also prove another behavior which is the most uncontrollable behavior in girlfriend(s) – ANGER!

So my dear readers, here it goes…

That day was also a Sunday just like today. I still remember and will never forget that day in my life. I had woken up late without any hurry and without any tension of work, projects, meetings, managers and most importantly taking an early bath and getting to those irritating formals. The first thing I did when I woke up was to sleep again and I was successful; but only for few minutes. I had to open my eyes again in few minutes, neither because I dint get sleep nor because I had any work. I had to open my eyes because my mobile beeped alerting me of a message.

Opening my eyes, I unlocked my mobile and directly went into WhatsApp to check the message. It was from my girlfriend but once in, I found there were few other messages that had come overnight, one of which was a long message from one of my friends asking for some help. I could not control my curiosity and getting into his chat I started reading his message. By then, which was just half a minute, my mobile had beeped thrice. I quickly returned back to the main screen of WhatsApp and saw that all three of them were from her.

The first thing that I thought of on hearing those sudden three beeps was a bunch of morning wishes and kisses along with a morning hug and the day’s smug. With my smile growing wider, I opened my eyes fully and saw the last of the messages and it read ‘This is heights! I knw u r’ and it continued.

With some confusion adding up in my thoughts, I immediately clicked into the chat and read the messages –

Gud morning dr

And then after a gap of exactly half minute the three messages were –

Ohh look who has woken up so early.. u came online at my first message? Yipppieee..
Dr reply na if u r online.. why r u not replying..
This is heights! I knw u r busy reading other msgs and not even bothered to reply me.. I hate u..
I quickly replied back to her asking an apology and said not spoil her mood in morning. Then I typed in a second line saying how beautiful that morning was and how I woke up thinking about her and the first thing that I saw opening my eyes was her message. My third line went like this –
How lucky I m to hve u as my girlfriend dr J
But by then everything had gone out of control. The boundary had been crossed by me and the barrier of her patience was broken. All in just thirty damn seconds! She replied back –
First tell me whose msg u wr busy readin? And I dnt need ur sry..
Without wasting any second, which I knew was the only way of making up her mind and saving this Sunday, I replied back and then there was a long chat that went on.
It was a msg from my frnd dr.. he had sent me a msg asking for some help.. I cudnt control my curiosity on wht he needed from me..
Ok fine.. go and reply him.. why r u replying me now?
I said na I m sry dr.. I really wantd to reply u first but that word help made me curious..
Yeah yeah always frnds r first for u.. the first thing I do aftr opening my eyes is to msg u with so much of luv and u dnt even care fr my msgs..
I said na dr I m sry
I dnt need ur sry.. plz stop sayng tat..
Arey then why dnt u understand.. wat if he was in some urgency? I haven’t even yet replied back to him and I m chatting with u.. my first msg of the day is to u.. why dnt u consider that?
No no I never understand na.. I dnt need it.. its u who r always understanding.. tat day I just replied back 2 mins late and u scolded me.. wat about tday?
Arey yaar.. that day i was asking u to whr u had reachd and I was at the signal and cudnt wait in the middle of road on my bike waiting fr ur msg and u wr busy chatting with frnds..
Yes right.. u r always right.. u always prove it.. u never consider me and my situation..
Why r u nt understanding.. lets not fight for this silly reasn.. lets not spoil this lovely morning.. come on smile now J
Yes I always fight.. I m the one who always fights and spoils ur days.. its my mistake tat I get up every morning and msg u first and expect ur reply.. I dnt want to smile.. u smile.. I fight na.. u smile..
And thus my dear readers, the chatting continued without any break. Even after trying my best to calm her down, I was unsuccessful. The chat went on covering all the possible topics that helped grow the quarrel and finally breaking down my patience too and throwing me out of my Sunday mood. But my temper resulted only in her anger getting multiplied and in turn I had to multiply my apologies.
It was only after a long half hour that her anger suddenly disappeared and she started planning to watch a Bollywood movie that noon in the nearby mall. But, by the time the chatting stopped the screen of my mobile was about to shatter, my fingers were about to fall off and my brain was about to explode and I started thinking if the weekdays itself are better than weekends if this was the case.
I lifted my head up towards the fan thinking of asking the same question to God but heard a voice, before I could ask, “Son, first thing, I am not in that fan right now and I still do not have answer to your question. Second thing, please get up now and be at the mall on time, else I won’t be able to save you from your girlfriend!
Links to my previous posts on Girlfriend(s) –

Wishing all my dear SundayReaders a wonderful Sunday...!
Comments Welcome...
Vishal…


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